{"product_id":"nurses-we-can-t-fix-stupid-white-glossy-mug","title":"NURSES: We Can’t Fix Stupid White Glossy Mug","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"76\" data-end=\"133\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"76\" data-end=\"133\"\u003eNURSES: We Can’t Fix Stupid… But We Can Sedate It ☕💉\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"135\" data-end=\"182\"\u003eLet’s be honest—if you know, you \u003cem data-start=\"168\" data-end=\"176\"\u003ereally\u003c\/em\u003e know.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"184\" data-end=\"451\"\u003eThis mug says what every nurse has thought at least once per shift (usually before 0900). Bold, unapologetic, and just the right amount of professionally inappropriate, this design pairs clean typography with a not-so-subtle syringe reminder that patience has limits.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eUnlike most mugs of this type where the design is usually on the wrong side of the mug, this one has the design on both sides just to take the guess work out of it. . \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"453\" data-end=\"567\"\u003ePerfect for coffee, tea, or whatever gets you through charting, call lights, and “I Googled my symptoms” patients.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"569\" data-end=\"572\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"574\" data-end=\"615\"\u003e🔹 11 oz Mug (The “Short Shift” Size)\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"616\" data-end=\"769\"\u003eCompact, reliable, and gets the job done—kind of like that one coworker who actually answers call bells.\u003cbr data-start=\"720\" data-end=\"723\"\u003ePerfect for quick caffeine hits between chaos.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"771\" data-end=\"774\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"776\" data-end=\"823\"\u003e🔹 15 oz Mug (The “Standard Survival” Size)\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"824\" data-end=\"949\"\u003eBecause one cup is never enough.\u003cbr data-start=\"856\" data-end=\"859\"\u003eIdeal for those “this is going to be a long day” mornings… which is basically every shift.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"951\" data-end=\"954\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"956\" data-end=\"1009\"\u003e🔹 20 oz Mug (The “Code Brown Preparedness” Size)\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1010\" data-end=\"1130\"\u003eFor when you already know today’s going off the rails.\u003cbr data-start=\"1064\" data-end=\"1067\"\u003eMaximum caffeine capacity for maximum tolerance of… everything.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1132\" data-end=\"1135\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"1137\" data-end=\"1160\"\u003eWhy You’ll Love It:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1161\" data-end=\"1412\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1161\" data-end=\"1239\"\u003eBold, high-contrast design that actually stands out (unlike your last break)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1240\" data-end=\"1281\"\u003eClean graphic with just enough attitude\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1282\" data-end=\"1360\"\u003ePerfect gift for nurses, medics, ER warriors, and anyone who’s \u003cem data-start=\"1347\" data-end=\"1360\"\u003eseen things\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1361\" data-end=\"1412\"\u003eGuaranteed to get laughs—or at least knowing nods\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1414\" data-end=\"1417\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1419\" data-end=\"1502\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1419\" data-end=\"1435\"\u003eBottom line:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"1435\" data-end=\"1438\"\u003eYou can’t fix stupid… but you can drink coffee and cope with it.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"ServiceOutfitters.us","offers":[{"title":"11 oz","offer_id":47572041531628,"sku":"2573792_1320","price":18.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"15 oz","offer_id":47572041564396,"sku":"2573792_4830","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"20 oz","offer_id":47572041597164,"sku":"2573792_16586","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0786\/0178\/1484\/files\/white-glossy-mug-white-11-oz-handle-on-left-69ed13370a32a.jpg?v=1777144671","url":"https:\/\/serviceoutfitters.us\/products\/nurses-we-can-t-fix-stupid-white-glossy-mug","provider":"ServiceOutfitters.us","version":"1.0","type":"link"}