{"product_id":"white-glossy-mug-1","title":"“WTF ARE YOU LOOKING AT?” – USMC DI Mug","description":"\u003cp data-end=\"103\" data-start=\"52\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"103\" data-start=\"52\"\u003e“WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT?” – USMC DI Mug ☕🦅🌎⚓\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"206\" data-start=\"105\"\u003eCongratulations. You’ve just found the only mug capable of judging you harder than your life choices.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"446\" data-start=\"208\"\u003eFeaturing a stone-faced Marine Corps Drill Instructor who looks like he hasn’t smiled since boot camp was invented, this mug doesn’t just hold coffee—it holds \u003cstrong data-end=\"445\" data-start=\"367\"\u003eauthority, intimidation, and a mild sense of impending corrective training\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"537\" data-start=\"448\"\u003eThat stare? Yeah… that’s not curiosity. That’s a full-blown evaluation of your existence.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003eJust because other mugs have design on the wrong side of the mug, this one has the design on BOTH sides so both left and right handed people can use it correctly. \u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-end=\"542\" data-start=\"539\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-end=\"596\" data-start=\"544\"\u003e🔹 11 oz Mug (The “You Better Move Faster” Size) \u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"700\" data-start=\"597\"\u003eSmall. Efficient. No nonsense.\u003cbr data-end=\"630\" data-start=\"627\"\u003eJust like the patience level of a DI when you’re moving at half speed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-end=\"705\" data-start=\"702\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-end=\"756\" data-start=\"707\"\u003e🔹 15 oz Mug (The “Motivational Volume” Size)\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"881\" data-start=\"757\"\u003eBecause clearly, you’re going to need more caffeine to function at an acceptable level.\u003cbr data-end=\"847\" data-start=\"844\"\u003eSpoiler: It still won’t be enough.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-end=\"886\" data-start=\"883\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-end=\"950\" data-start=\"888\"\u003e🔹 20 oz Mug (The “You’re Definitely Getting Smoked” Size)\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1053\" data-start=\"951\"\u003eFor those mornings when you wake up already behind the power curve.\u003cbr data-end=\"1021\" data-start=\"1018\"\u003eExtra capacity for extra regret.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-end=\"1058\" data-start=\"1055\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-end=\"1092\" data-start=\"1060\"\u003eWhy This Mug Hits Different:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-end=\"1403\" data-start=\"1093\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"1156\" data-start=\"1093\"\u003eThat iconic DI stance—arms crossed, zero tolerance detected\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"1244\" data-start=\"1157\"\u003ePerfect for your desk, office, or anywhere people need to feel judged without words\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"1330\" data-start=\"1245\"\u003eIdeal gift for Marines, veterans, or anyone who appreciates aggressive motivation\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"1403\" data-start=\"1331\"\u003eSubtle way of telling coworkers: \u003cem data-end=\"1403\" data-start=\"1366\"\u003efix yourself before I say something\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-end=\"1408\" data-start=\"1405\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-is-only-node=\"\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-end=\"1543\" data-start=\"1410\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"1426\" data-start=\"1410\"\u003eBottom line:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-end=\"1429\" data-start=\"1426\"\u003eThis isn’t just a mug.\u003cbr data-end=\"1454\" data-start=\"1451\"\u003eIt’s a daily reminder that somewhere, somehow…\u003cbr data-end=\"1503\" data-start=\"1500\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-is-last-node=\"\" data-end=\"1543\" data-start=\"1503\"\u003eyou’re still not moving fast enough.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"ServiceOutfitters.us","offers":[{"title":"11 oz","offer_id":47572064469228,"sku":"5100456_1320","price":18.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"15 oz","offer_id":47572064501996,"sku":"5100456_4830","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"20 oz","offer_id":47572064534764,"sku":"5100456_16586","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0786\/0178\/1484\/files\/white-glossy-mug-white-11-oz-handle-on-right-69ed183f0fc0b.jpg?v=1777145953","url":"https:\/\/serviceoutfitters.us\/products\/white-glossy-mug-1","provider":"ServiceOutfitters.us","version":"1.0","type":"link"}