So you want to back the U.S. Army Auxiliary Activation Project, but your budget says “PX clearance rack”? Good news, battle buddy — this is the cheapest shirt we’ve got. It’s 100% cotton, 100% comfortable, and 100% not going to pass inspection.

Front and center, you’ve got the U.S. Army Auxiliary Activation Project seal — the kind of design that makes people ask, “Is that a real unit?” (Technically, not yet. But we’re working on it harder than half your squad worked on their PT scores.) Our URL is also on the front so you can just point at it and grunt and people should get the message that if they want more info, go to www.ArmyAux.org .

Flip it around and the back spells it out in case anyone’s still confused: “U.S. Army Auxiliary Activation Project” — with the website URL, so when your buddy says, “What the hell is that?” you can just point to your spine instead of explaining for the fifteenth time.

Now, full disclosure: these shirt colors probably aren’t uniform-authorized, so if you try to wear it with your OCPs, that’s on you. We’re not responsible for any side-eye from actual First Shirts and/or sergeants major. But hey, it’s the cheapest shirt we sell, so if you ruin it in the wash, spill coffee on it, or get yelled at for “unauthorized enthusiasm,” no big loss.

Specs:

• Gildan G500 – 5.3 oz., 100% preshrunk cotton
• Classic fit – because we’re not doing “athletic cut” nonsense here
• Double-needle stitching tough enough for field use (probably)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping for extra backbone
• Front: USAAux seal. Back: mission statement and URL, because subtlety is overrated.

  
  💥 “Not issued. Not approved. Still more motivated than half the Army.”