If you’ve ever wanted to announce to the world that you’re not the problem, this military-colored Port & Company PC54 tee is your new favorite piece of gear. Made from a solid, no-nonsense 5.4-oz, 100% cotton fabric, the PC54 is that dependable, everyday shirt built to survive PT, workdays, stupid questions, and whatever else the universe throws at you. It’s comfortable, durable, and holds up like a champ in the wash — unlike the patience of most people you deal with.

Across the chest, in full glorious honesty, it declares:
MY PEOPLE SKILLS ARE JUST FINE, IT’S MY TOLERANCE TO IDIOTS THAT NEEDS WORK.

It’s basically the T-shirt equivalent of a sigh so deep it reaches your soul.

Even better? It comes in Coyote Brown, (and OD Green for Marines) which means it could be worn under the  uniform blouse. Yes — your undershirt can finally say what your face is tired of repeating. But before you go strolling into formation with this life truth under your blouse, check with your unit leadership. Seriously. Make sure your First Sergeant or Sergeant Major is good with it. They may appreciate the humor — or they may not — and you don’t want your t-shirt to become the reason your week gets “interesting.”

Five stars. Tough shirt, tough message, perfect for anyone whose tolerance levels are… let’s just call it “mission-specific."