For the heroes who thought they hung up their boots for good — but apparently, the world didn’t get the memo. This shirt is a subtle (okay, not so subtle) reminder that just because you’re retired (or no longer under military contract) doesn’t mean you’ve forgotten how to handle business. Featuring bold text and a fiery backdrop of America’s finest looking way too ready for round two, this shirt is perfect for grilling, yelling at the TV, or terrifying the new generation of “keyboard warriors.”

Printed on the ever-reliable Port & Company PC54 — because when you come out of retirement, you need something that can handle both barbecues and battle plans.

• 5.4-oz., 100% soft-spun cotton (because polyester is for recruits)
• Double-needle stitched for when things get intense
• Machine-washable, but still can’t wash off the legend
• Available in sizes from “still fighting fit” to “veteran comfort mode”

Note: Wearing this shirt may cause spontaneous flashbacks, unsolicited war stories, and an uncontrollable urge to give tactical advice at the grocery store.

(Coyote Brown is the same color as Tan 499, authorized for wear with the U.S. Army and Air Force OCP uniform — just in case you’re that level of retired.)