USPHS RETIRED DECAL SET – Because You Earned the Right to Brag

Let’s be honest… if you spent a career in the United States Public Health Service, you didn’t do it so the only reminder would be a retirement certificate in a drawer. You earned the right to quietly (or not so quietly) show it off.

This exclusive set of two USPHS Retired decals (one of each style) lets you do exactly that.

You get:

Decal #1 – 2.5" Color USPHS Hat Insignia (Retired)
Features the classic colorized USPHS officer cap device with the shield, eagle, anchor, and chain — the one that instantly says “Yeah, I know what that is” to the small group of people who actually understand it.

Decal #2 – 2" USPHS Crossed Anchor & Caduceus (Retired)
The iconic crossed anchor and caduceus emblem — clean, sharp, and unmistakably USPHS — with a proud RETIRED banner at the bottom so nobody confuses you with someone still answering emails at 2200.

Each set includes:
• One 2.5" colorized hat insignia decal
• One 2" crossed anchor & caduceus decal

Both decals prominently feature RETIRED at the bottom — because if you made it to retirement in the Commissioned Corps, that’s not exactly a minor detail.

And as far as we know…

We are currently the only place on Earth offering USPHS Retired swag.
Seriously. Try Googling it.

This site is run by a retired USPHS Mustang officer — meaning the guy behind the operation actually served both enlisted and as an officer. So yes… he absolutely understands why someone might want to slap a decal on their truck, laptop, cooler, coffee mug, or anything else that sits still long enough.

Because after years of deployments, details, public health emergencies, and explaining to people that “No, we’re not the Coast Guard”…

You’ve earned the right to show it off a little.

This item is non-returnable.